WIP: DYNAMIC DUO OF THE OZARKS

A work-in-progress by Jeff Boggs

More A-I shenanigans. I’ve been toying with Co-Pilot and some other A-I creative programs, creating images of what I think the characters in DYNAMIC DUO OF THE OZARKS would look like if they were real people.

First we have Alice Schnatzky, the Nellie Olsen to Sherry Ridenhour’s Laurie Ingalls. Mykel calls her Alice the Goon and Slick calls her ‘that cock-eyed bitch.’ She can’t believe Sherry broke up with Donald “Chip” Hallwell, whose family “put the knob in Knob Noster.”

I had Co-Pilot design these as old snapshot photos, complete with dates in the border.

As you can see in the snapshot above, she also doesn’t like that Sherry and Mykel are having a “meet cute.” She comes to hate Mykel. Let me say that Mykel turned out okay, but I’m not pleased with the way Sherry turned out. I have better luck with free photo swap programs.

Speaking of which, I used one of those for Monty Derpy, who Laban Edward Fantt, a.k.a The Pachyderm, nominates for mayor on the Republican ticket. He’s a John Birch Society member and would-be chinchilla breeding tycoon, who believes the Soviet Union is trying to turn “Missouri into a red state.”

For models I used, one time Republican presidential candidate, Thomas Dewey (this is the anniversary of his birth incidentally), a prominent Republican politician from Missouri, and Pete Campbell from Madmen. The K-I-L-L news director T. R. McGuillcuddy says that it is appropriate that Durpy is breading chinchillas, since he is a weasel.

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