A frequent thorn in the side of Lovable Lance and K-I-L-L is Muriel Krampus. She is a member of a John Birch Society affiliate group called Concerned Women of the Ozarks. She brings him petitions from citizens of Springville who want K-I-L-L to stop playing rock and roll. Each time Lovable Lance rips them up in her face (although Mr. Ketner says they should keep them in the public file). You can find refences to her in Chapter 12 and Chapter 13 on the website.

She is based on two women in Springfield politics, but I named her after the creepy German Christmas character, Krampus (pictured above), that seems to hate children.
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